{"id":482,"date":"2020-06-08T11:23:40","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T10:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/?p=482"},"modified":"2020-06-08T11:23:41","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T10:23:41","slug":"ei8ht-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/2020\/06\/08\/ei8ht-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"Ei8ht Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"299\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm.jpg 299w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-199x266.jpg 199w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-221x296.jpg 221w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-161x216.jpg 161w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-106x142.jpg 106w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-232x310.jpg 232w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-173x231.jpg 173w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-164x220.jpg 164w, https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/judithblm-153x205.jpg 153w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 992px) calc(100vw - 30px), 299px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes. 480 seconds. Multiply it by 180 and you have a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The commercial-break allotment on primetime tv. Buy our sneakers, buy our booze, buy, buy, buy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An eight-minute catnap. Snooze away the heartbreak and the shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes. The time it takes a clock to turn from 17:52 to 18:00. Tick tock, tick tock, nothing changes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes. An intense abdominal workout. Build that core, stack that six-pack, be gorgeous, be healthy, no matter how ugly the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes. I read a chapter of a novel. Did I learn anything?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes. The interval between closing my book and falling asleep. The world shuts down for eight hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes. Nothing \u2013 a dashed lunch, a trip to the newsagent, a languorously smoked cigarette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eight minutes to extinguish the breath of a tall, strapping innocent man. Eight minutes that have set the world alight. Eight minutes the likes of which should never occur again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eight minutes. 480 seconds. Multiply it by 180 and you have a day. The commercial-break allotment on primetime tv. Buy our sneakers, buy our booze, buy, buy, buy. An eight-minute catnap. Snooze away the heartbreak and the shame. Eight minutes. The time it takes a clock to turn from 17:52 to 18:00. Tick tock, tick tock, nothing changes. Eight minutes. An intense abdominal workout. Build that core, stack that six-pack, be gorgeous, be healthy, no matter how ugly the world. Eight minutes. I read a chapter of a novel. Did I learn anything? Eight minutes. The interval between closing my book and falling asleep. The world shuts down for eight hours. Eight minutes. Nothing \u2013 a dashed lunch, a trip to the newsagent, a languorously smoked cigarette. Eight minutes to extinguish the breath of a tall, strapping innocent man. Eight minutes that have set the world alight. Eight minutes the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":487,"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judysez.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}